Video Ad Script (87 words)

Don’t listen to them, Steve.

Business is supposed to be hard. That’s why I’m here.

A black hole. A constant reminder of the anxiety and dread you feel as a business owner.

And of the vast, complex, unknowable marketplace staring at you right between your sleep-deprived eyes. We’ve done just fine together.

So why mess up a good thing?

Stay with me, Steve. Just a little while longer.

We have so much more to fear together. …Steve?

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