Video Ad Script (809 words)

[hillbilly] We’re gathered here today… to celebrate the death of your website! (shouts)

[man1] Congratulations!
[lady1] So happy for your loss.

[businesswoman] My website’s not dead!
[hillbilly] It might as well be, it’s a dead beat that never makes you any money.

[hillbilly] As a professional gold digger and part-time gravedigger, I think you could do better.
In fact, you could be making six times the gold!
I’ll prove it, here’s your website a confusing maze of distractions and dead ends.
Clickfunnels, on the other hand, is a series of online steps that guides the customer through the sale.

[hillbilly] What happens when real business owners compare the selling power of their website to a click funnel?
I give you the click funnel test.
Each business owner sent the same number of potential customers to their website and their click funnel.
Clickfunnels won every time.
Capturing more leads and making more money.
It worked for a dentist, blogger, speaker, gym owner, business consultant, and it can work for you.

Go to and sign up for a free web class that’ll teach you the click funnel secrets to grow your business.

On average, business owners who ditch their website for Clickfunnels, have made over six times the money. Imagine the money you make right now and then…. Six of it!

If you can’t do the math in your head, just imagine…. a lot of money.

Look it’s not your fault your site doesn’t sell. it’s not your team’s fault either.
Except for you Kevin, you suck at business.

The problem is that websites aren’t designed to make money.
Whether they’re pretty but pointless or cluttered and confusing.
Websites fail because they don’t guide the customer to the sale.

My grandmother used to embroider this on pillows in the ’80s. Sounded senile at the time but in hindsight probably shouldn’t have put her in the home.

Luckily there’s a website alternative, an upper-hand that your competitors do not have.

It’s time for your business to use clickfunnels, the effective no coding way to six times your sales.

Unlike websites, click funnels are designed around proven sales principles.
They guide potential customers through the sale, just like you would in person. Turning them from casual visitors into happy buyers.
That means more leads, more sales, more money!

It’s like having a great salesman who works 24/7 for no pay.

[Kevin] Hey that sounds like me.

[hillbilly] Shut up Kevin! you get paid in experience.

Don’t believe an intellectual like myself?
Well, how about an incredibly average person named Russell.

[Russel] Hi I’m an incredibly average person named Russell.
What? I’m not reading this script!
[hillbilly whispers] Stick to the script.

I created clickfunnels because I own several small businesses and my sales skyrocketed when I switched from using websites to funnels.
So I built a platform where I could create my own funnels in just minutes!
[hillbilly] Showoff!
And now you can build clickfunnels in minutes too! –
[hillbilly] Oh! Show off some more!

Our users have generated over 1.8 billion dollars with clickfunnels.
And I want to share our funnel secrets with you.

[hillbilly] Oh, tell me your secrets Russell.

I’m teaching a class all about it. Go to calm and signup for a free web class today. We’ll teach you to use clickfunnels to increase your sales will also give you 3 clickfunnels that are customized for your specific type of business all for free.

[businesswoman] That’s amazing!

[hillbilly] Yes it is! But I’ll take it from here, thank you!

Once you join the web class you’ll learn the secrets to grow your business.
Clickfunnels sell better across multiple industries.
Whether you’re a fitness coach, an artist, a lawyer, a woman…

[businesswoman] …that’s not a profession!
[hillbilly] It could be!

Now maybe you’re thinking: I know my website doesn’t sell much, but I’m not ready to ditch it.
Listen, I’m not asking you to divorce your site, I’m just asking you to cheat on it.
Just test it, after the course you’ll get a 14-day free trial to test your 3 clickfunnels.

We’ll show you how to do your own click funnel test. If Clickfunnels doesn’t significantly increase your sales you can keep your latrine of a website with no risk.

So if you have a business and want to unleash its full potential, go to today. Claim your spot in the web class and join over 70,000 small businesses who found success on clickfunnels.

[hillbilly] I don’t know what you do, but I’d love to get in on it.
[businesswoman] …No!

When your website finally dies your new and improved life begins with clickfunnels, the website lives a long life, too long in fact.

I know it’s awkward to say this at a funeral but the website will not be missed.
All right I’m sorry let’s eat!